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Summit Indoor & Outdoor Ice Makers
Does Summit Appliance build ice makers — or have they perfected arctic teleportation technology?
Just hear us out first! Summit ice makers are such wild feats of pristine engineering that we question how anyone can pull this off. Fitting such outstanding amounts of ice creation into such deceptively tight devices? Yeah, okay. We’re onto you people. Our best minds have this entire wall of crazy going on in the warehouse backroom and they simply cannot figure this out (incidentally, they’re singlehandedly keeping the local pushpins-and-red-string store in business). You should see how much coffee they go through. We even installed a Summit built-in ice maker in there. Ha! Drives ‘em wild.
Between you and us, we’ve given up on making sense of this astounding luxury quality. Here’s our theory: what if you gave up on inventing the next innovation in ice? What if you found it easier to invent ice-teleporting technology, then simply scoop and shape it straight from the snowiest glaciers on the planet? You can’t fool us! We know ice machines — even Summit outdoor-rated ice makers — can’t steadily generate beautiful ice this pristine from a water line. Wait a minute, you’ve even built ADA-compliant Summit ice makers for disabled users? Okay, now you’re just taunting us.
Well, at least you haven’t built outdoor ones. That would be madness.
This just in: you’ve built outdoor ones. Apparently, Summit outdoor-rated ice makers are on the market and you’ve exerted your indomitable willpower over the outside world. If you’re reading this, we’ve got a new tagline for your company: “Summit Appliance — making a complete mockery of physics, since 1969.” Wait a second… 1969? You’ve been doing this since before we put a man on the moon? Why have we been letting you people get away with this for so long? How is there no law on the books to stop you?
Forget regular ice appliances; invest in a Summit indoor or outdoor ice maker. It spouts ice so pure, you’ll swear your machine shaved a foot out of some polar bear’s front yard.
